Minecraft Steve

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow

"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."

by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022

thicc steve from minecraft

THICC steve is tho most thiccest, most beautiful creature on this planet. Even tho he shaped like a cube, doesn’t mean he don’t got those dummy THICC thighs 😩

“ayo did u see THICC steve from minecraft?”
“yeah. he was looking mega THICC”

by kaysie February 19, 2020

Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.

“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”

by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022

Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

Minecraft Steve

A boy called Isaac who gets grade 3

Isaac is Minecraft Steve

by Voltax Definitions June 26, 2023