by RealResources January 25, 2019
by Big Mama Casa August 03, 2007
Steek is a game played in the south east of england. It's a new tradition , mainly used between boys.
RULES OF STEEK:
- If you say what no followed by a word in the english dictonairy you will get punched in the arm.
- If you notice someone said What but you dident steek them . you call a Invailid steek when this happens , it means you can punch them only on the arm.
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It's kinda hard to grasp at first but once you do.
ITS SOO FUN !
RULES OF STEEK:
- If you say what no followed by a word in the english dictonairy you will get punched in the arm.
- If you notice someone said What but you dident steek them . you call a Invailid steek when this happens , it means you can punch them only on the arm.
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It's kinda hard to grasp at first but once you do.
ITS SOO FUN !
You; Hey OFGZZ guess what....!
VICTIM; WHAT !
You; STEEK ! - punch in the arm -
Victim; WTFF !
You; get raped ;D kthxbi.
You;hi
Gay person trying to steek; OMFXG guess wha?
You; What monkey !
Gay person trying to steek; OMFXG you fails.
You; PNWED.
VICTIM; WHAT !
You; STEEK ! - punch in the arm -
Victim; WTFF !
You; get raped ;D kthxbi.
You;hi
Gay person trying to steek; OMFXG guess wha?
You; What monkey !
Gay person trying to steek; OMFXG you fails.
You; PNWED.
by ipwnxn00bz August 30, 2009
Parasitic sub-culture of Northern Ireland.
Characterized by -
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Tracksuits.
Peirced Ear.
Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery
They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.
They pride themselves on -
Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs")
Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design
...
=Smickers=
=05=
Impregnating 14year old millys
Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
Their connections with paramilitaries
It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)
their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.
If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run...like hell.
Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak.
Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.
See also:spide, milly
Characterized by -
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Tracksuits.
Peirced Ear.
Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery
They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.
They pride themselves on -
Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs")
Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design
...
=Smickers=
=05=
Impregnating 14year old millys
Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
Their connections with paramilitaries
It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)
their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.
If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run...like hell.
Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak.
Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.
See also:spide, milly
by Rjhgy April 16, 2006
(n)Twattish member of the underclass whose idea of a night out is spending three solid hours deriving pleasure from scaring people shitless by just walking down a dark street and/or standing outside the Spar smoking a packet of really shit fags which he/she got off his/her mates who have this other mate in the UDA, right, and he blew the cunt's fuckin' kneecaps off.
See: twat, cunt, pikey, Samuel Graham
See: twat, cunt, pikey, Samuel Graham
by im_mad_as_a_hatter_me March 19, 2004
northern irish slang, referring mainly to male adolescents who wear tracksuit bottoms and other sports gear, and who are stereotypically rowdy and dumb. known in England as "neds"
by susan April 03, 2003
by John T. Smith December 01, 2007