Steed weight

The weight a male maintains because it makes women want to mount him

She was attracted to him because he was at his steed weight.

by JBottum May 16, 2013

Steed Week

Ignoring the girl you interested in for an entire week. Showing no feelings and only replying if she messages first or not replying at all

Created by Tyrese (Steed) Laing
Along with Avashan Naidoo

With credits to Dean Marteins

Scenario One:

“She’s not interested in me man, I don’t know what to do?”
“ have you tried a Steed Week on her? Works like a charm”

Scenario Two:

“She’s not giving me attention”

“Steed Week her to see if she cares”

by tyrese$mokes February 10, 2021

Steed Mask

Anything u may use to protect one's self from STDs. Preferably a condom.

"Hey son, now that you're bangin the neighborhood girls..... well, here." "What are these Dad?" "These are steed masks, son. They protect you from STDs." "Okay. Thanks Dad." "But son, they only work if you use them." "Okay Dad."

by Loki2316 October 25, 2011

Mr Steed

Mr Steed is, in certain Coles supermarkets, the code word called over the PA system for "There's someone agressive at the counters, send the heavies"

"Paging Mr Steed, Mister Steed, Isle 5. Mister Steed"

by Coles Employee September 30, 2008

Noble Steed

That friend that always manages to save you from awkward social situations, is extremely attractive inside and out, and is a fantastic and smooth lover.

That man truly is a Noble Steed.

by Broken_teacu November 8, 2017

Jake Steed

A porn star with a 9in. dick He works with Lex. Steele

April-He is so hung!
Susie- Yep, just like Jake Steed

by Donalds December 18, 2007

Celestial Steed

A mount in the game World of Warcraft, purchasable with real world currency which has split the playerbase. One side condemning it saying its another milestone towards the end of WoW as we know it. The other oblivious to corperate marketing thinking its the best idea ever since sliced bread believing that through buying it their character will become unique, only to find that everyone else and their mum had the same idea and half their server's running around with one.

Player1 - Man, at the rate of this stunts success we'l be seeing gear and gold for sale within the year.

Player2 - Nonsense! With this service i'le finally be able to stand out from the crowd in dalaran!.

*logs in to find 50 celestial steeds at krasus' landing*

"A fool & his money are easily parted..."

by Soapboxstar April 15, 2010