statisfied

Receiving a desired number of status updates on the desired intervals. Usually occurs when the desired status updates/intervals catostrophically reduces efficiency.

Greg is statisfied with full page updates every 90 minutes on our progress. Each update requires 60 minutes of labor.

by awesomestockprice October 21, 2011

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

A big slimy booger!

The patient's congestion was a result of suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

by SuperSoulBrotherSpaceman December 5, 2003

Statused

The act of updating your social networking status about current events

Hawke: Did you hear, IM A PIRATE!
Amber: Oh yeah, I just statused it.

by LHawke February 3, 2012

stratified

What that stack of pancakes looks like.

Man, that stack of rocks sure is stratified.

by Lou December 9, 2003

Satified

1. When you ejaculate with weak force, kind of like when it bubbles over the penis. Usually caused by being blasted in the testicles way too much.

2. Another word for pre-mature ejaculation.

person: *Fake names* Lacey hit josh in the balls so hardl ast night that he satified on hisgirl, and she started freaking out.

by Phigdizzle November 6, 2007

statusfied

A Facebook user that has a status filled out is statusfied.

John Smith's status on Facebook is "John is taking a nap." John Smith is statusfied.

by Jacob Gallant April 18, 2008