standmaxxing

"standmaxxing" is the act of standing at any possible moment rather than sitting or laying down, to strengthen the bones & muscles, while also maximize calorie burning and weightloss.

(at the family dinner)
mom: derrek, why are you standing while eating, please sit down.
derrek: sorry mom, no can do, im standmaxxing!
dad: derrek you know I love you but you really have to start talking to women

by jadkrin August 16, 2022

standmaxxing

it means to stand at your highest level with shoulders wide and back straight

example :
hey ,chiesel_sheesh stop standmaxxing in your dad's funeral and show some respect .
chiesel_sheesh: okay mom

by chiesel_sheesh August 12, 2022

standmaxxing

The act of standing for the purposes of gaining muscle mass and burning calories.

person 1: hey can you sit down
person 2: no. I'm standmaxxing.

by 121gam August 13, 2022

standmaxxing

When you refuse to sit down at a funeral

anon was standmaxxing at his grandma funeral so his dad beat his ass because that's disrespectful as shit

by fnep August 11, 2022

StandMaxxing

Standing in order to gain strength and posture regardless of the situation or rules.

Wtf is standmaxxing ? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.

by LeBongFlames August 11, 2022

Standmaxxing

A way of life, where standing is prioritized over sitting (or similar) at all cost whenever possible, in order to maximize standing gains.

Even though I was getting weird looks, I was still standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

by sitbomm August 12, 2022

Luckypilled and Starmaxxing

The act of a manic transgender girl binging 2000s-era cutesy-girl anime (Example: Lucky Star)

Person A: Hey, B! Wanna hang out?
Person B: No, I’m too busy being Luckypilled and Starmaxxing.
Person A: Please go outside… I care about you.

by KyushuTime September 15, 2024