Stardew Valley

A farm game that consists on date Emily and leave alone the poor cuck Clint forever.

- Hey, I'm playing Stardew Valley and dating Emily
- nice * wink wink nudge nudge *

by Sir Prum January 25, 2020

Stardew Valley

A relaxing game. For a speedrunner.

Speedrunner: Man, I've been feeling kinda stressed lately, I suppose I'll play some Stardew Valley

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2022

Stardew Valley

The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.

COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"

by Pansycakesgalore March 8, 2023

Hop on Stardew Valley

Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.

"Hop on Stardew Valley."
"I'm sorry, I'm infertile."

by pombombonky March 21, 2024