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The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man
by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020
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Starndard

As opposed to the word 'standard' meaning average or common, Starndard (vocal emphasis being placed on the 'ar') is often used to indicate that something is terrific, noble or sublime.
Would you like a bit of my starndard sandwich?

Oh thanks. Wow, that is a seriously starndard sandwich!
by Mert Gowder May 4, 2011
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Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
by Musician WAG November 23, 2009
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european standard

To have a penis that is uncut, how many men in Europe have.
by FunnyItrytobe April 15, 2017
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Standard Boozing

Widely accepted as being a massive lash-up in which serious and possibly unacceptable amounts of alcohol are consumed; almost always for the enjoyment of others and in most (but not all) cases, the consumer themselves.
A) "This night looks like it has potential to be raucous. Standard boozing is in order to keep the night in check."

B) 'John': "Plans for this evening?"
'Tim': "Standard boozing"
by lashdog March 31, 2013
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Standard Issue Cat

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short
I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!
by Nullingo June 15, 2022
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She's got standards

A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.
Guy 1: What's her problem?

Guy 2: She's got standards

Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.
by Rainchecker22 October 20, 2010
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