Five star bitch, redbone so thick, long hair dont care, derion outfit, she go to church every sunday, she a teacher at the school, we did it big last night, i had her drunker than a fool, she gave me a call say she couldnt go to work, I told her come and let me put a couple hundreds in her purse, now thats a five star bitch.
Man I hit dis bad lil shawty last night, im tellin ya dog, her pussy sit up like a mango dog, she was a five star bitch
by smittymclongcock November 17, 2009
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by Ben Rothschild September 13, 2011
Get the Five Star Bitch mug.a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.
by Princess5star June 4, 2010
Get the 5 Star Bitches mug.A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
by PapaLycan February 22, 2020
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Get the Starbitch mug.The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.
"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."
"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."
"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."
Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."
"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."
"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."
Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."
by adayatthecircus July 10, 2012
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