standoffish 

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.

Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.

standoffish by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021

Standoffish 

Always forcing other people to stand up to you or resort to fighting.

The mouthy girl's standoffish ways came directly from her uber competitive nature.

Standoffish by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Standoffish 

Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.

The parrot lady would get standoffish and bark at any passerby that didn't allow her to walk all over them after having someone other than herself call them a bunch of names like passive or weak (something other than one of the alphas like herself) or all these other things, trying to lock down their neighborhood (not hers, as she wasn't even originally from there) with lies, and being as inflammatory as possible towards them to cause any drama that she could.

Standoffish by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

stand offish 

someone who only speaks to people in one word answers and is not able to have longer than a 20 second conversation.

fredrick aka humpty dumpty is very stand offish and needs to stay away from the sugar.

stand offish by caseee August 29, 2006

Stand offish 

When a couple is at a club, or in a public place, and are obviously avoiding each other, wether they know it or not.
Another example is, When boy friend & girl friend don't talk to each other at school, or make other people believe they aren't even going out.

"oh wow look jimmy is acting so stand offish towards jenn, it's like they don't even like each other."

Stand offish by Emma Smith August 4, 2006