A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.
Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.
by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021
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Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.
The parrot lady would get standoffish and bark at any passerby that didn't allow her to walk all over them after having someone other than herself call them a bunch of names like passive or weak (something other than one of the alphas like herself) or all these other things, trying to lock down their neighborhood (not hers, as she wasn't even originally from there) with lies, and being as inflammatory as possible towards them to cause any drama that she could.
by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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Always forcing other people to stand up to you or resort to fighting.
The mouthy girl's standoffish ways came directly from her uber competitive nature.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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