The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.

Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man

by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020

Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

by Musician WAG November 23, 2009

european standard

To have a penis that is uncut, how many men in Europe have.

She was freaked out by the European standard.

by FunnyItrytobe April 15, 2017

Standard Boozing

Widely accepted as being a massive lash-up in which serious and possibly unacceptable amounts of alcohol are consumed; almost always for the enjoyment of others and in most (but not all) cases, the consumer themselves.

A) "This night looks like it has potential to be raucous. Standard boozing is in order to keep the night in check."

B) 'John': "Plans for this evening?"
'Tim': "Standard boozing"

by lashdog March 31, 2013

Standard Issue Cat

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short

I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!

by Nullingo June 15, 2022

She's got standards

A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.

Guy 1: What's her problem?

Guy 2: She's got standards

Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.

by Rainchecker22 October 20, 2010

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005