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Stantec

Stantec Ltd. is a large AEC (architecture, engineering and construction) firm with offices located throughout North America, as well as Europe and Central Asia. Stantec Ltd. prides itself on the formulation of rather boring designs in terms of its architectural sector and the poor pay and meaningless recognition of its overworked and undervalued employees at the hands of principals, its CFO, CEO, and the like who hoard profits and drive around in their fancy Beemers and Porches, or readily vacation at their cottages or on their private yachts.
Stantec is not the company to work for if you expect a salary that you can survive off of and a career that promotes continuous learning and workplace advancement.
by Montgomery Saint James III September 8, 2013
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Stanamala

The awesomesauceness that comes from Stana Katic and Tamala Jones together.
Oh my god, that interview was so Stanamala!
by CaskettLove October 3, 2012
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Standmaxxing

Random ass word that 4chan retards made for no reason
I was standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

I was then beaten by my father for not sitting down
by RandomRetard65 August 21, 2022
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Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.
by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014
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Mexican Stuntman

When at a bar, a high quality tequila is used, along with the other elements of a snakebite. However, the salt is snorted, the lemon is squeezed into the drinking customer's eye, willingly, by himself, and the tequila is shot. A new variation on an old favorite. This was witnessed at the The Brass Rail bar in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And the existance of such a maneuver was verfied by the sober, non-drinking bartender. The now-sober owner, verified.
The Mexican Stuntman occured when the co-owner of the bar took a snort of salt, a squeeze of lemon in his eye, on purpose, and took a shot of fine tequila. It was witnessed by the co-owner of the bar and the sober bartender. The date was November 15, 2010. Until this moment, it had only been discussed in legend in bars everywhere. Mexicans everywhere have not been this proud since the Alamo.
by Brass Rail Blogger November 20, 2010
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Stantastic

A "Polish" engineering report full of color and bullshit, containing little useful content. Features colors from the Polish flag. Very likely to please Dr. Stan "The Man" Lukowski.
This Dynamical Systems report is Stantastic....just look at all the red!
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Statman

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010
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