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Stalkerism

When a guy calls a girl 33 times in one night along with many text confessing love.
Juan's stalkerism made her thumbs hurt from pressing the reject button on her phone so many times.
by zernic March 7, 2010
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stalkerized

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized
by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016
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Stalker

a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following restraining orders, collecting their hair in shower drains
he is stalking you.
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
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stalker

Someone who:
1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise.
2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.
Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side.

Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank!

Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.
by ____spt5.3 September 27, 2009
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stalker

The word "stalker" is just a synonym for "Edward Cullen"
by FreddythePhisher December 9, 2009
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Stalkering

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011
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Stalker

Someone who wrote the definition of someone else on urban dictionary. Also someone who loves bacon.
He wrote a definition of that person's name. Must be a Stalker.
by Bacon is inside you March 7, 2013
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