A term given to someone who uses the power of their facebook to perve on other peoples facebook pages for an inapropriate amount of time learning more about their life then you do your own. Intensified to platinum if the stalkee is a complete stranger who is amongst the stalkers friends via the grapevine.
Person A : "Look at this hunk"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"
Person B : "Oooo how do you know him?"
Person A : "I don't, I found him whilst stalkerbooking"
by Eggsbutnobacaan April 21, 2009
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stylebook
The Associated Press Stylebook. The sacred text of journalists and journalism students that is dogmaticly followed regardless of whether the rule is outdated or makes the writing worse.
The Associated Press Stylebook. The sacred text of journalists and journalism students that is dogmaticly followed regardless of whether the rule is outdated or makes the writing worse.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: Go ask Copy.
BUSINESS EDITOR: Hey Copy, what's the style for "Power Ranger"?
COPY EDITOR: There's no stylebook entry for "Power Ranger." I think the most appropriate synonym in the stylebook is "superhero."
BUSINESS EDITOR: Seriously, let's ignore the stylebook on this one.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: What? We never ignore the stylebook.
BUSINESS EDITOR: Even when it's stupid?
EDITOR IN CHIEF: We don't need a stylebook to tell us what makes sense. We need a stylebook to tell us what doesn't.
BUSINESS EDITOR: But "Superhero" is a shared copyright of Marvel and Time Warner. That's going to get us in some shit.
COPY EDITOR: I think "Power Rangers" is a copyright of the Bandai corporation.
BUSINESS EDITOR: Time Warner has tougher lawyers.
COPY EDITOR: We're a newspaper. They can't sue us for that.
BUSINESS EDITOR: They're Time Warner lawyers. They can sue us for eating breakfast.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: WE ARE NOT BREAKING THE STYLEBOOK. End of discussion.
BUSINESS EDITOR: Hey Copy, what's the style for "Power Ranger"?
COPY EDITOR: There's no stylebook entry for "Power Ranger." I think the most appropriate synonym in the stylebook is "superhero."
BUSINESS EDITOR: Seriously, let's ignore the stylebook on this one.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: What? We never ignore the stylebook.
BUSINESS EDITOR: Even when it's stupid?
EDITOR IN CHIEF: We don't need a stylebook to tell us what makes sense. We need a stylebook to tell us what doesn't.
BUSINESS EDITOR: But "Superhero" is a shared copyright of Marvel and Time Warner. That's going to get us in some shit.
COPY EDITOR: I think "Power Rangers" is a copyright of the Bandai corporation.
BUSINESS EDITOR: Time Warner has tougher lawyers.
COPY EDITOR: We're a newspaper. They can't sue us for that.
BUSINESS EDITOR: They're Time Warner lawyers. They can sue us for eating breakfast.
EDITOR IN CHIEF: WE ARE NOT BREAKING THE STYLEBOOK. End of discussion.
by Norm Goldstein May 9, 2007
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Get the stalkerbook mug.Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.
"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
by The Anarchist in the Library April 30, 2009
Get the smackbook mug.The act of browsing Facebook from someone else's account, typically a spouse, family member, or good friend. An activity commonly undertaken by one who does not maintain his/her own Facebook account.
Dude, how'd you know I was in N'awlins?
I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.
Shit, dawg, that's some shameless skulkbooking!
I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.
Shit, dawg, that's some shameless skulkbooking!
by herr detweiler November 22, 2011
Get the skulkbooking mug.A verb {stlk-buk-ing} meaning to creep or stalk one person or more using the biggest internet stalker tool ever; facebook. We are all addicted to it and we all do it, don't deny it.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you on your ex-girlfriends profile again?
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!
Guy 2: Uh, what, nothing...
Guy 1: Man, you're fully stalkbooking her!
Guy 2: Shut up!
by Kayla-Eau May 19, 2008
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