Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Double Sizzler

The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.

Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.

by adeptus clevis December 17, 2008

Snuzzler

Fondling of the Vagina over clothes Fast and Furious til the girl Climax.

I gave that bitch the Snuzzler till she came in her pants.

by JMohawk October 17, 2011

We Goin' Sizzler

Sports trash talk from the early 1990s, first coined in the movie "White Men Can't Jump". Used to intimidate opponents by implying that those who "goin' Sizzler" had already won the game and were planning to celebrate at Sizzler Steakhouse. Often, and as in White Men Can't Jump, the statement "we goin' sizzler" was known to backfire.

12 year old Little Leaguer whose team was up by 1 run late in the game, and who got to see an R-rated movie (White Men Can't Jump) and thought he was cool: "We Goin' Sizzler, We Goin' Sizzler!"

Other team scores 2 runs.

Aformentioned 12 year old: <Silence>

by White Men Can't Jump July 30, 2009

The Quizzler

The rizzler of queers.

Friend 1: *gets up*
Friend 2: there goes the quizzler
Friend 3: why do you call him the quizzler
Friend 2: watch
Friend 1: *goes and flirts with the table of queers*
Friend 2: he's bi so he goes for the queers

by Lime Lemon January 10, 2023

squezzle

a person , male or female, that seems non threating, nerdy or innoscent, like a cute little fuzzy squirrle. but when givin the chance, will lie steal, or decieve you like a sneaky little weasle.

meeting someone for the 1st time at a party, we all pitch in for the beer, and that person was given the money to make the run, only not to ever return,, he didnt seem the type , he pulled a straight "squezzle"move. get it?square- nerd- clean cut-school boy,,,

by dondizzle95822 June 4, 2010

The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011