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Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.
"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"
by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009
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Shidoodled

Shidoodled is another word for shat (defacated) yourself. Pooped yourself, sharted, shit ya dacks, etc.
Her: "I just super-daddy'd my pants!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "Shidoodled!... I shit my pants I think."
Me: "You don't have pants on."
Her: "Oh-hohoho!"
by sss1600 February 18, 2023
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squiddles

fuck..... well it a long story sooooo.... fuck, there once was a shit cunt who didn't buy anyone beeR, he on welfare And he stole all of my cigs, he had a mega mind and a squidward shaped head, so..... we called him squiddles and now he is a porn star and he has got his own site. its called squid porn. be careful because he will bum you.
"squiddles" how are you?
by squiddles best friend :) October 29, 2018
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Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.
by rymaxam April 21, 2018
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SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE

When your penis turns into a floppy noodle like a wet piece of spaghetti.
by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 12, 2018
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chawdad skidoodley saurus monster

After a long day of work, James sat down to enjoy a nice chawdad skidoodley saurus monster.
by Hitlist October 18, 2008
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Skidoodle

The difference between a groodle and a spoodle.
"Have you seen my Skidoodle?"
"No, ma'am"
by Mr. MisterManboy February 17, 2021
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