squeezel

1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn

2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else

I was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my space.

by Alley Cat Smith September 4, 2014

Squeezel

A person or organization who attempts to squeeze every last dollar form one's pocket through weasel like means.

Those squeezels at the IRS said I owe five years worth of back taxes.

by WhtRbbt August 23, 2007

Squeezel

A Squeezel is something that one must like and or love, no related to any furry woodland creature. Commonly used in the form "squeezel" or "ilikesqueezels". Not a common name for a Korean game player. Rarely is it used in conjuncation with a clan or guild abbreviation.

Can be used in many creative forms, not recommended for use by AOL users.

by Josh November 29, 2004

squeezel sheep

Anyone who lives in a favilla and speciailizes in the art of shank making

"Give that squeezel sheep a post-it and cap from a 20oz coke bottle and he will make 7 shanks."

by [e-mail] August 11, 2006

squeasel

a squeasel is a weasel with a large squirrel tail, the mother is a weasel and the father is a squirrel.

a squeasel is half weasel half squirrel hybrid where the mother is a weasel and the father is a squirrel.

by Rallo12 January 12, 2026

mr.squeazles

a cute name for an animal such as a guinea pig

guinea pig<mr.squeazles>

by mr.lipton August 5, 2009