Starecrown

God of staring contests, he is also the greatest singer and best character ever

"I have been craving this for a while, boyfriend.xml" - Starecrown

by Omnipuppets June 3, 2021

The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Scarecrow Mode

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.

Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.

by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011

Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.

Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.

by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010

starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

scarecrowism

Through no fault of your own, ending up naked and covered in glue, then accidently stumbling into a huge pile of straw. Thus resembling a scarecrow!

Scarecrowism - You'll need to use your imagination on this one!!

by Anni B April 24, 2008

SCARECROW cHRIST

SCARECROW cHRIST is an Avant-Garde Experimental band From Fowlerville Michigan. Originally formed as a "Circus Metal" Act, but grew tired of sticking to one Genre. Is known to fuse elements such as Techno, Funk, Metal, Jazz, Blues, Ambient, and many other styles of sound all into one song, often switching styles within the seconds.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

Have you listened to SCARECROW cHRIST? They're like every band you like and don't like mixed into one.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

by Jack Nicholson August 7, 2008