The mythical member of the Bargaholikz...He only appears to squash the competition in household taco consuming competition...He appears to avenge teh absence of the OG gangster Steeles Diddly aka Ferrari f-50 from the classage of biznak technology. He also uses his skellulak very liberally and is fond of gheri curled hair and good solid bowls..
by Steelesthrice March 3, 2004
he is a very wise indian who lives in the back woods of dunbarton. at one time he lived in a indian village in squantam NH
now he is a lone wolf, trying to get back at the white man for what they did
he as the abilaty to apear and disapear
now he is a lone wolf, trying to get back at the white man for what they did
he as the abilaty to apear and disapear
yo yo man, me and ian where sitting an assembly in school
and suddenly squanto just apeared next to us and said that we whree stupid white fools who shall pay
and suddenly squanto just apeared next to us and said that we whree stupid white fools who shall pay
by trevor langley October 6, 2004
by secretlover99 January 6, 2008
by ;) April 6, 2003
to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
by the originals bro August 8, 2013