spunkadonia

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.

Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.

by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009

Spongtard

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.

Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.

by MXChamp February 24, 2008

Spunktacles

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

speaktard

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded

charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

by jefi b December 7, 2004

spunkbarge

A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.

My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!

by Qelqoth October 9, 2006

Spontarded

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

by :) David :) October 20, 2008