Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010

Spunksock

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.

I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

by Pabski July 14, 2003

spunkslut

Promiscuous female that enjoys consumption of man curd; see cumslut

What a filthy spunkslut. She gobbled every drop of gibble!

by Drew MacFerguson May 17, 2005

spunkblossom

The Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer) smells like sperm, spunk, jizz when blooming in the spring.

Like Proust's madeleine, as I wander across campus on a beautiful spring day, the scent of the spunkblossom brings memories of mi amour and his jizz.

by marcel_p March 18, 2010

spunkloaf

Beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf.

I had such a bad piss hard-on the other day while taking a crap, I decided to whack off at the tame time I took a dump. I took a spunkloaf!

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

Spunkslot

A slot where you can deposit your load of spunk.
A slot type hole.

A womans fanny
A womans/mans arse
A womans/mans mouth

these are all types of slot samples.
She took my load in the spunkslot.

by bobb todd April 16, 2008

spunkmobile

When you strap a girl on the front of a car and use her spunk as wiper fluid

Ay man you heard of that diy trick, the spunkmobile

by Hagg6 December 17, 2019