spud

upon greeting a friend, a fist is stuck out and thses fists touch resembling a mutual appreciation of eachother. the fist is said to resembe a spud.

safe man, spud dat,(puts out fist)

by benajni October 27, 2007

Spud

Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.

"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013

Spud

A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.

Did you see Mitchell Johnson bowl in the 2nd Ashes Test at Lords? He's such a spud.

by lovedear July 22, 2009

Spud

A fan of Tottenham Hotspurs , one of the lowest forms of existence amongst football lovers.

Ah, You 're a spud . When will you people ever learn that your team is no good.

by lundkhau May 25, 2016

spud

slang for potatoe

im going to boil some spuds

by rick sankwoski October 31, 2002

Spudding

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020

Spud

A hole in a sock. This is due to the appearance of the foot through that hole being likened to that of a potato. Most noticeable with heavy contrasts of skin colour to sock colour. This may well be a south of Britain colloquial term, but this hasn't been firmly established.

"Why don't you take your shoes off?"

"My socks are covered in spuds."

"I don't think I've got one sock in my drawer that ain't got a spud in it."

by Squid'N'Onion September 30, 2011