shrucying

A verb made of Shrek’s and Lucy’s shipname shrucy to express the chaotic behaviour of both.

Kia: I woke up to 700 messages
Nana: Lucy was shrucying this gc up last night!

by shreaky shrek November 4, 2019

Spruce bug

Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.

"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"

by bytesmasher August 24, 2008

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

Spruce Bug

Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)

Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)

Get your hammers, here comes a swarm of those fucking spruce bugs

by The Laughing Lumberjack February 10, 2010

spruce beer

A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.

I once tasted Canadian spruce beer. Mouth-o!

by pentozali May 7, 2009