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Sprite Cranberry

Its the most godly drink of them all,only drank in the thirstier times of the year,popularized by Lebron James and DRAM.
by IWnatDieAndIWantKis December 21, 2018
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Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.
Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.
by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018
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Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
by Patroneme January 11, 2019
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Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.
Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls
by Kittensobad April 7, 2019
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SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY
hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!
by Americanski November 27, 2019
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The sprite cranberry

You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas
Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year
by Conical December 2, 2020
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Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.
by Old Memes December 4, 2018
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