Spray and Pray 

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.

Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!

Spray and Pray by pisscakes April 21, 2011

Spray and Pray 

1. v. The act of wizzing to hard on the urinal and dampening the person next to you.

2. v. closing your eveys whill peeing and aiming for the urinal.

dude i was taking a pee and the guy next to me was doing the Spray and Pray and soaked my leg!

Spray and Pray by deucethegreat2 December 11, 2010

Spray and Pray 

To aimlessly shoot multiple bullets with no discernable skill or purpose. Particulary a common trait found amongst the struggling african american community (homeboy sights weapon canted to the side)wiggers, bad action movies, and rag heads whom spray the bagdad bullets. See bagdad Bullets.

Mother fukin hodgey (Rag head) came around the corner atempting to spray and pray he would hit something, so I double tapped two into his chest, stupid fucker

Spray and Pray by Clucth Haskins December 23, 2007

spray and pray 

when you cum inside and hope she don't get pregnant (talking about vaginas)

chick: why did my pregnancy test come back positive?
brad: I shouldn't spray and pray again

spray and pray by mattygina October 15, 2017

spray and pray 

When you cum from masturbating and then pray for forgiveness.

When I'm alone I spray and pray.

spray and pray by caboosebear April 21, 2021

Spray and Pray 

When marketers fail to target their marketing by segments and instead just market to everyone and hope that the marketing will be effective.

Instead of Sarah focusing her campaign on likely buyers, Sarah ran ads everyone in a 'spray and pray' move, wasting valuable marketing funds.

Spray and Pray by SINJim May 17, 2020

Spray and Pray 

The instinctive practice of a man having sex with a woman with no intent of providing for the child. Effectively taking a free shot at passing on genetics.

In reference to the automatic firearm term where no real effort is put into aiming and rounds are fired freely because some might hit the target.

You think she is a keeper?

Nah, at best at best I would spray and pray

Spray and Pray by Judas_Cradle September 12, 2021