Spôtch

(Verb) the action of a friend friend zoning his/her friends.

Johnny spôtched his friends twice this week after they invited him over to play poker and ping pong.

by LiSim March 16, 2023

Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

Spooch

The sound that a baby makes when its delivered

Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary

by SIkias June 25, 2020

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009