spootelage

The residue that is deposited in a womans panties when she quiefs post coitaly.

Betty had to use a scrub brush to completely remove Fred's spootelage from her panties.

by One Hung Low January 14, 2008

spooter

To be with or without pants, preferrably without... definitely no pants. (see pance)

toadly spooter (see toadly)

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

spookeneth

1. when your spooked and shook at the same time
2. when your shook in october

*friends finally do something right*

SPOOKENETH

by Therealslashfakeone December 17, 2017

Spoofenschlums

A term used to replace the name of an object or item when you forget the actual name.

Hey, Tom! Where can I get one of those spoofenschlums you keep talking about?

by Leo Cruise November 30, 2019

Scooten Froody

Something that is hilarious for 2 totally unintentional reasons.

In a very scooten froody move, Mike Lindell said he is pulling all his ads from Fox News because they won't air an ad promoting his false claims of massive voter fraud.

by Brain3at3r July 30, 2021

spoogentaugen

a special ceiling fan that glows bright red when you are high.

woah man. that spoogentaugen is soo bright i think it migh expload.

by cooliaga May 21, 2006