Spongey 

When you are absolutely ready to soak something up; to be fully ready for the experience to come. Derived from Spongebob Squarepants’ famous saying “I’m ready, I’m ready.” Can be used in all contexts, including: sexual experiences, first dates, watching favorite movies, going out with friends, etc.

Example A
Nicole: Did you hear Ariana Grande is going to be on the Voice?
John: As a judge?
Nicole: Yes! I’m so spongey for the show to come back again. It was getting hella dry.

Example B
Nicole: Demon Slayer Season 2 comes out in a October!
John: I know I’m hella spongey to see Tanjiro slay some demons!

Spongey by Chachamo July 26, 2021

Spongey 

influenced by the popular american cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants

To act sorta like spongebob

I'm feeling kinda spongey today

Spongey by uwuaca November 25, 2023

spongey bitch 

Defined as a whore or a slut.

You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.

spongey bitch by pgarrett September 16, 2013

Spongey Dave 

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

Spongey Dave by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

spongey face 

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

spongey face by Spongey face May 24, 2016

Spongey Muffin 

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

Spongey Muffin by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018

Too many spongey puds

Obesity , wobbly fatness

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

Too many spongey puds by bennycnz May 17, 2010