Smokesmanship

An etiquet used to describe an act of brotherhood during a smoke sesh

Thanks for matching bowls with us tonight that's good smokesmanship.

by Honor board November 22, 2009

Snakesman

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.

Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

by Touchstone the Fool March 5, 2007

spokescunt

1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.

Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

by genius-girl October 9, 2009

smokeskank

Adj, noun: a foul and pungent odor comprised of several aggresious odorifious iminations including but not limited to: ciggerate smoke, body odor, cheap colloge,whores, your momma, and burnt hair,

"You smell like smokeskank, have you been at the bowling alley?"

"You got the smokeskank brother!"

Note: this smell can not be attained for a smoke free enviroment like: church, crisis pregency centers, or sugerical rooms.

We apologize to all bowling alley owners.

by Deich November 1, 2008

sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 18, 2007

spoderman

The knock off version of spoderman

Look it’s your friendly spoderman

by Venom2314 December 23, 2021

sookermany

Just for the record the first posting of the "Sookermany" definition was done as a prank by a work colleague of mine,Gary Lestrade. It was his unoriginal way of trying to get me back for posting his surname on here 3 days earlier. My uncle Mackie`s definition is the correct one. Although I would also totally agree with Greg's take on the definition. Sookermany`s are well travelled,educated,athletic,genetically great looking,successful people. Hang on, did I forget modest......They are indeed "sugarmanyes". And therefore constantly enjoy that sweet smell of success!

To be a success in every aspect of your life, would be defined as being "Sookermany" like.

by Sebastian Sookermany , London , England. January 10, 2005