A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).
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We need to talk; komm Sprache!
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Get the Komm Sprache! mug.The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.
It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.
It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*
Human: Arrrgh! My organs!
Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!
*WHAM!!*
Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!
-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
Human: Arrrgh! My organs!
Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!
*WHAM!!*
Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!
-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
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Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!
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Get the spotching mug.spachulanis is a serious disease/syndrome that is brought on by listening/looking/smelling/touching jacob sartorius. your head may begin to hurt. your ears will bleed and you should seek medical attention. First said by YouNower Beau Bowers.
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Get the spachulanis mug.1.) A combination snake, rat, roach; a person you don't want around because of a bad attitude, talking behind your back, etc.
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