Splendo

A posh twat who likes showing of with expensive shit.

(James steps out of Rodd & Gunn with a new apricot coloured knit draped over his shoulders )

Edward: "you're such a fuking splendo poof James".

by Clamjunky May 30, 2018

Sploodoo

A mixture of semen, blood, and doodoo usually resulting from rough anal sex.

I was pounding her ass balls deep, when I got up that morning my dick was covered in sploodoo!

by Kizurazgubye January 17, 2008

splendora texas

A small town between Cleveland and New Caney. People there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. Participate in their children's little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. The property here is overpriced and often floods. Everyone wears cowboy boots and say y'all often. The people are either overly friendly or sketchy as fuck. Commonly called "Splendookie".

Splendora Texas is full of shit kickers and meth heads.

by Sarcastic_1978 December 27, 2016

splondge

A sponge used primarily to clean up splooge.

Damnit bob got splooge all over the floor, get the splondge.

by Mischief Dragon January 20, 2005

Splodonk

An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.

Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!

by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010

Spondoolies

In Ireland Money

He/She has plenty of spondoolies

by oddword November 11, 2018

phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004