turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

lick spittle

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

Briggsy ring-splitter

A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.

It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.

Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt

by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007

private skittles

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 19, 2010

splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005