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splidow

an exclamation, usually with positive connotation, used for describing slam-dunks, acing exams, or bodacious lady parts.
"I jupmed from the free-throw line like Jordan, and splidow! 2 points!" or "This girl walked by, and the booty was like splidow!!"
by Shawnwahn December 9, 2008
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splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
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spligdaggot

Much like a bodaggot (being a clump of dried feces entangled with anus hair) a spligdaggot is a clump or dried semen entangled with frontal pubic hair.
Dude is that a spligdaggot? Don't you shower?

I don't know what happened. I just woke up and I was covered in spligdaggots!
by Alex Simms March 6, 2008
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Spliedt

phrase said or shouted during sex or masturbation while coming.
I spliedted all over her face.
by thebigzambonie November 29, 2009
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Splindigestion

Indigestion, diarrhea, bowel cramps, or a number of internal maladies caused by the ingestion of the sugar substitute Splinda.
The splindigestion I got from those cal-free cupcakes gave me two hours of diarromit.
by crbenlon-- Shortpunt Slapnuts October 13, 2010
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Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.
Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012
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splitdick

when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick
joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK
by Touch my brother June 23, 2019
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