by Kaostheory777 March 8, 2008
Get the Splamph mug.I’ve always said that The Day of the Doctor was a BCWYAF (Be Careful What You Wish For) situation, but SPLIMTID.
by meven stoffat July 22, 2021
Get the splimtid mug.1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
by webster tarpley November 8, 2008
Get the Spimp mug."This is Splempy!" said Sally to the finished project which she was sure was going to win first prize at the science fair.
by Madlib! December 21, 2010
Get the Splempy mug.After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
by Fecesboy May 31, 2004
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by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008
Get the Splumptious mug.The act of drinking slowly to the point of incomprehensible speech. Often followed by regretful candor with your friends regarding various topics such as fat chicks and blacking out.
Dude I got so splimished at thanksgiving. Grandma was so upset when I shit my pants and tried to make out with my hot cousin.
by Pate McBurlhane May 21, 2014
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