splinter trip

When you're planning a trip with friends, narrow down your itinerary and agree upon it, and then upon arrival at your destination one friend announces they have scheduled an additional leg. This was done covertly and is to the destination you had previously and jointly decided against.

Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.

"Hey John, you're not going to believe this... Jeff scheduled a splinter trip to Mendoza, when we agreed to keep the trip just to Buenos Aires!"

by wssshht March 23, 2012

Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

splintercat

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.

Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.

by dark_army December 17, 2016

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

Briggsy ring-splitter

A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.

It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.

Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt

by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007