splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

splenda by Blorb May 13, 2005

splenda

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."

splenda by annnnonnnnymous September 8, 2011

splenda

To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!

splenda by chico boy December 1, 2009

Splenda

Word to describe your day or how you're feeling. Comes from the word splendid and splenda(the artificial sweetner). Instead of saying splendid, as in you had a nice day, say slpenda because it was almost good but not the real thing.

1. "How was you're day?"
"Meh. It was splenda."

2. You're days not bad but its not great..its splenda.

Splenda by Kali03 May 16, 2014

splenda

Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.

" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."

splenda by Wicked DNA November 29, 2007

splenda

used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories

splenda by ethankman September 26, 2010

splenda

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

splenda by me. September 7, 2004