spleeve

a very thin marijuana cigarette

I'm holding a spleeve - let's make a block.

by Mr. Fun Lover April 28, 2007

spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

by Lute September 14, 2004

spleuce

A passing of fecal excrement that is not solid in matter and rushes out in a splashing motion.

A contraction of the words splash and deuce.

"How did it go in there?"
"Not good."
"Why?"
"It was a spleuce"

by greensteam April 28, 2009

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021

Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

sleece

The ice shavings that come from scraping your car windows in the morning or getting scraped ice (sleece) up your sleeve.

"I got sleece up my coat sleeve while scraping my windows this morning."

"I sleeced myself this morning."

by RavenAir December 3, 2009