spleak

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?
Spleak: No, I'm 22
Me: how old are you?
Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens
Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

by SpazzyNinjaSpork August 22, 2007

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008

Spleadal

The answer to a question In which you have no answer for or do not want to answer.

question: "how old are you.

Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "have you done your homework"
Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "Wheres your Test"
Answer: "Slpeadal"

by Spleadal-Deatal February 26, 2010

Spleak

Another chat bot on MSN, similar to smarterchild, only difference being that Spleak believes that she is a real person that works at a coffee shop.

Me: are you a real human?

Spleak: Yep, definitely.

Me: so your not a robot

Spleak: No, I'm Spleak - your online chat friend.

by dean2105 January 29, 2006

spleak

Great amusement when there's nobody else to talk to.

Spleak is a bot. She is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. She has a friend by the name of Chloe, who she might go out with most nights.

____ says:
Do you have an STD?

Spleak says:
Oh, yes, I get sad when I'm not able to help my friends

by Nate Wikaid August 2, 2008

spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing

want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!

by wormyish May 20, 2011

Splean

Splean (Russian: Сплин) is a popular Russian rock band. The band was formed and released its first album in 1994. Since then, they have remained one of the most popular rock bands in Russia and the former Soviet Union. The band's name is derived from "spleen" (in the sense of "depression"), and the "ea" spelling in English is a pun on the spelling of the Beatles.It was borrowed from a short poem by Sasha Cherny, a well-known poet, lived and worked in the beginning of the XX century. The band's creator and frontman is Alexander Vasilyev (lead vocals, guitar), other members are Vadim Sergeyev (guitar), Dmitry Kunin (bass-guitar), Nikolay Rostovsky (keyboards) and Alexey Mesherekov (drums). So far the band has released 18 albums, which include 3 live albums, 2 compilations, and also 4 singles. Despite rumours that the group is on the verge of breaking up, Splean continues performing throughout Russia and the world. The band frequently experiments and evolves, so that the current version of Splean is quite different from its original version.

I totally love that last Splean album "Resonance". Although I'm not very familiar with Russian music and hardly understand the lyrics, their music is really charming.

by Gtribe June 7, 2015