spatchy spatch

Another word for a spatula

Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something

by Blouis775 January 5, 2020

spatchy

Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.

"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"

by Noise Tank January 2, 2005

Spatchy

Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.

Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.

by af632 August 17, 2012

splatch

To splash, speckle, or sprinkle.

It's going to splatch all over him!

by Weston Ruter February 13, 2004

spatchy

Online site for like minded people to gather. Chat-room for chating with fellow spatchers, and forums for sharing views and discussions, share music videos, and pictures. A difference is that unlike other forums where the members never met, spatchy organises activities for members to meet.

I'm going to spatchy to see what's happening over there.

by yugekib December 22, 2010

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

Splotchy_Artistry

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

by Actry_ July 20, 2021