by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009
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Get the spitz mug.an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.
SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary
by AZNrule! May 06, 2012
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That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.
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Get the hot spitz mug.Lead guitarist for thrash metal band Anthrax from 1983-1995. He left the band in 95 to persue his love for watchmaking and currently owns his own watch company, SpitzWatch. He briefly rejoined Anthrax in 2005 for a reunion tour of the classic Belladonna-era linep but left shortly after. Dan briefly played in Overkill before the days of Anthrax. He currently plays in his band DeuxMonkey. His brother is former Black Sabbath bassist Dave Spitz. Dan is known for being very short (5'1) which earned him the nickname, "Minitower". He played Jackson guitars (the Rhoads model) and had a infamous black model with green pinstriping and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stickers. He currently plays Paul Reed Smith guitars and has a custom made headstock through PRS. He played on Anthrax records Fistful Of Metal, Spreading The Disease, Among The Living, State Of Euphoria, Persistance Of Time, and Sound Of White Noise.
Dan Spitz lead guitar work in Anthrax is unique and he is never given enough credit. Anthrax Scott Ian Overkill Thrash Metal
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