spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.

you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

spilled the salt

The act of a male producing a puddle of cum in a females belly button, then she "spills the salt" while getting up and the cum spills into her vagina causing bad luck as she becomes pregnant.

Rachel: "Elijah, I'm pregnant"
Elijah: "pregnant? We didn't even have sex"
Rachel: "well, I must've 'spilled the salt' after you came in my belly button"

by Razzy Revert January 20, 2017

crying over spilled milk

To cry over spilled milk is to remain upset about a past loss. When milk has been spilled, it is wasted and cannot be used. There is no reason to keep complaining over the loss. Note that either of the words spilled or spilt can be used.

-I can't believe we're over! You're not even going to fight for me?
-stop crying over spilled milk, we're done...you really bruised my ego.
-oh, cry me a river!

by diva1227 August 17, 2006

Sprawled

When one is so intoxicated that are literally sprawled out an surface usually and uncustomary one

e.i. floor or front steps

Jimmy was straight sprawled last night on his porch for three hours.

by Benny Bird January 13, 2011

Spilled the skillet

After a long night of drinking and then vommiting your food all over from the day before.

Oh shit did you just see joe spill the skillet. spilled the skillet

by Vommiting August 28, 2016

Spiralpad

Someone who tries to be the best at widowmaker but has to much downs to pull it off.

Spiralpad is on my team, Oh fuck.

by Qworc-Notqwophonest December 21, 2018

spilled moan

When you accidentally moan.

- Girl fiddles with rubick's cube -
Girl: i can'ttTT.. moans DO THIS!!
Friend: Damn; that spilled moan.

by kerys June 27, 2016