Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed

Ethan you killed Man-spider

by the J creater July 2, 2021

The Spider-Man flight suit

When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.

So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.

by Baked and fried September 19, 2021

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good

have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 25, 2022

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse

The best Spider-Man Movie of all time, nothing is better. Only thing that can probably top it is, The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Jamal:Hey wanna watch the Amazing Spider-Man?
Giga Chad:Shut the fuck up nerd, and let us watch Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse.

by ArkhamGoHard December 14, 2022

Spider-Man: no way home

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?

junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Spider-Man PS4

The greatest game of all time. No other game could come close to mastering the beauty of the game. 10/10.

Man 1: "I wish I could fuck this CD of Spider-Man PS4 right about now."
Man 2: "Woah, that copy of Spider-Man PS4 does not deserve you, dude."

by ohfrickicantbelieveyouvedoneth September 30, 2018