Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

Spider Web

When you cum on a girls back and then you put your belly button lint in the middle of it.

Sallys back looks like a spider web

by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! November 1, 2010

Spider Web

scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money

"Hey where did you get this?"
"spider web"

by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010

spider web

When a man cums all over his mate in the shape of a spider web

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

spider web

When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.

<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"

by W.James April 10, 2005

spider web

A silky thing that spiders produce that turns you into a karate master once you walk into one.

holy shit dude i walked into a spider web

by karatemaster1337 March 12, 2019

spider web

To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.

i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!

by LisaSusan September 9, 2006