Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

by SixSpeed July 26, 2017

sphinctosphere

One of the strata / levels of being an asshole

The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

sphinctosaurus rex

1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.

2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.

3. The tightest orifice on the body.

4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.

Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.

I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.

by Stanky May 1, 2006

Sphinctorium

Place where human waste is uploaded. Synonyms: Lavatory, shit repository, bathroom, can, latrine, and lou.

I need to pay a visit to the sphinctorium!

by Johnny Guapo November 23, 2003

sphinctoral slip

The moment you orgasm in such a way your sphincter muscles abandon all hope, as does your clean underwear.

"that Sarah girl just gave me the handy-jammer of my life....damn near had a sphinctoral slip!"

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler May 10, 2016

anal sphinctor

A muscle in your ass, also can be replaced in a diss instead of dick you can say anal sphinctor.

1. Suck my anal sphinctor, bitch.
2. SHIT! My anal sphinctor is killin me.

by Boss Playa13 August 17, 2006

sphincterocracy

A government comprised of assholes.

The Bush Administration is a sphincterocracy.

by flergenblergen December 9, 2008