Hot Spenser

When a girl has her period on your bed and then jerks you off onto the period fluid and somehow your semen fertilizes the egg. Then a kid grows on your bed.

The hot Spenser seriously makes no sense.

by ricky keegler November 2, 2008

Spenser's Luck

Spenser's Luck is an unbelievable river card in poker.

"I can't believe you got that straight on the river! You have Spenser's Luck!"

by Christopher Trilling December 19, 2007

To Pull A Spenser

Once thought to be a mith, to pull a spenser would imply someone is high while in a conversation, and much funnier than normal.

He's so funny, he must have had to pull a spenser!

by The One And Only Ben February 19, 2009

Spenser

Spensers are normally very short until they turn 22. They are extremely salty towards most of his friends.

Spenser is a kind male but salty at times.

by Alicia Bark May 11, 2018

spenser

a kid that does something without asking

that kid always spensers at the shop

by [e-mail] November 7, 2022