speedo tan 

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time

Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.

speedo tan by mattyg7 October 6, 2006

Speed tits

Women's Breasts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. Often seen on swimmers or dancers. So called for their aerodynamic efficiency.

Sarah weighs 98 pounds. She's got speed tits.

Speed tits by Eyereamer November 23, 2016

speed tears 

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

speed tears by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

speed test 

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

speed test by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

Speedo Torpedo 

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

Speedo Torpedo by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

Speed Turd 

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

Speed Turd by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.

I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!

high speed trick fucking by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009