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Speedbump position

Speedbump position

A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we tried out this position called 'Speedbump position' and you should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."
by Shaxdow August 9, 2022
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speedbumping

A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.
Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"

Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."

Joe: "No way man! Nice!"
by Yeskimo August 19, 2009
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Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.
by Traffic Police March 25, 2010
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Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 4, 2022
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speedbumped

Run over by a car in a way that whatever is run over goes underneath the car and is run over by the tires, causing the car to bump up and down. Just like driving over a speed bump.
A UPS truck speedbumped by neighbors' cat last week.
by Narcosis13 February 27, 2015
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Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.
*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!
by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009
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speedbump

A line of either Ritalin or Adderall that you blow... makes you speedy!
Guy 1: Man, I have so much work to do tonight.

Guy 2: Don't sweat it, buddy. Just do a speedbump, you'll get it done in no time.
by speed-demon65 February 22, 2010
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