speddycrust

A stinky Jew that is a sped, is found in different forms, elongated, big tittied and gay, can be tamed with a sped magnet. Likes Warframe and Fortnite.

Shut up Speddycrust, you Jew.

by SpiritCageYT September 7, 2019

Sperrys

Sexy boat shoes

Check out my sperrys bro! They were like $125!

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

sperrys

boating shoes that are currently very in style in florida,
extremely comfortable and affordable.

i just got new sperrys arent they sweet?

by mhskidd May 17, 2008

sperry's heel

The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders

Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.

by BossHausMcgauss September 13, 2011

Sperry

A Sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. Not all Sperry's symbolize "rich" though. There are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn't much. To know who your true Sperry Ritz are, it's the girls or guys that wear Sperry's that are completely plain - they're usually a tan color. They are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. They show class and style. People who wear Sperry's are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?

Joe: "Hey Luke I see you're on that Sperry's grind today!"

Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."

by nauticalrichkid December 9, 2013

speddy eddy

the hottest guy around town; loves to live life and take it easy.

guy 1: hey, are you going to speddy eddy's house party this weekend?
guy 2: yea, everyone's invited.

by spedluvr October 19, 2013

sperry slapper

A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat

*walking to class*

Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.

by Jake aka Dale December 27, 2015