Britney Spears syndrome

Divorce women or coming out of a long term relationship, who go out and get drunk and do stupid things.
Rebound behavior. Wants to do the things they did not do during the relationship.
dates numerous of douch bags and has crazy drinking nights.
Behaves irrationally trying to do everything at once. Not having any direction and thinking no one else sees what they do.

Britney spears syndrome. Women who are just getting out of a long term relationship. Doing shots at a bar and behaving irresponsible just to have fun because they couldn't do it while they where in a relationship.

Britney Spears syndrome by Happy_101 March 3, 2011

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Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

Spears-shear by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

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Destiny's spear

Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.

“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.

My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.

The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,

without effort, my words start rhyming.

All this is coming off the top of my head,

there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.

I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit

and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.

He is a RAM with his horns entangled

wondering how his life got so mangled.

He does not complain and has no fear

because my spirit is always near.

My mother Mary taught him the Bible,

and our ancestry has always been Tribal.

When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,

God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.

Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,

and destiny's spear has a broken tip.

Destiny's spear by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022

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back when Britney Spears was still hot

Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.

Matt: I'll beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.

back when Britney Spears was still hot by pokefan94 February 24, 2011