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Alaskan Spear-Chucker 

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Alaskan Spear-Chucker by Uthorr February 11, 2013
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porch monkey-spear chucker 

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!
porch monkey-spear chucker by B-rad G September 20, 2005

Jigawana Spear Chucker 

A horny neighbor that does cartwheels without wearing underwear. Also looks like she should be in the jungle
throwing spears instead of living in civilization.
Girls named Raquel who have no morals. "Look!! Here comes the Jigawana Spear Chucker!!"

charcoal coloured spear chucker 

a nigger. simple. black people are the same colour as charcoal, and orginated as spear chuckers. most still are, in their spare time.
(a nigger starts on a white guy)
white guy: go on, fuck off you charcoal coloured spear chucker!

pacific spear chucker 

A derogatory term for a indo/asian person. It derives from the term "spear chucker" for black people.
That phillipino guy is such a pacific spear chucker!

Spear Chucken Moon Cricket

That boy ther is a spear chucken moon cricket.

spear chunker 

A dark skinned person, usually of african decent.
Look at that lazy assed spear chunker over there!