Spazztard

A cross between the words "spazz" and "retard". The individual who happens to be dubbed this, usually have the traits of both of these. They either are very spastic in their movements and are mentally retarded or, they act like this in a highly convincing manner.

"Stop being such a spazztard, you're making a fool of yourself."

by Sazzy October 29, 2006

Spaztard

Someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. Also known as noob.

Harry : 'I just ate a shoe HERRDUURP'

Michael : 'You spaztard.'

by Raywr. December 29, 2010

spazzlord

(N.) A person known to exhibit wild, zany, and unpredictable characteristics; also given to wacky outbursts and comedic reactions. Often misunderstood and at times, hard to handle. Enjoyable in small doses; an entertaining weirdo.

Dude was such a spazzlord. He went off about his guitar collection for like an hour, then he made me shave half his head and we made pancakes.

Mike drove up behind me honking and yelling like a spazzlord. He opened his door and drove past me kicking his leg out in the air, and his shoe flew off.

by Solterona May 16, 2019

Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005

Spaztard

An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.

Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot

Some other guy- You spastard

Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar

Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.

Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.

by tomjdog April 16, 2014

Spazzitude

Disproportionate amount of emotion displayed after a disconcerting moment; irrelevant to the significance of the moment; combination of spaz and attitude

Tim had a lot of spazzitude after shanking the volleyball out of bounds, despite his team being up by double digits.

by NEW1126 May 3, 2021

spaztard

A peron who emcompasses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard

Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit

Also a polite version of fucktard

Lydia you fucking spaztard

by Spanky Pants July 18, 2008